RAW Report (07.31.06) — Orton Knows Best, HBK Takes on Umaga, Flair Confronts Foley and Triple Threat for the IC Title

NEWS: |Matt B| Monday Night RAW starts with Shane & Vince McMahon coming to the ring. Vince is gloating about his new granddaughter and says she is already richer than everyone in the arena tonight. And thus they’re dedicating their tag team match against DX to their new granddaughter. And this match will occur at SummerSlam. “Are you ready?” A portion of DX’s music plays. Shane says it’s typical mind games by DX. Another portion of DX’s music plays. Shane isn’t phased and says these mind games ...

Orton Comes Clean

NEWS: |PWInsider| Randy Orton has finally come clean on the reason for his suspension earlier this year. Orton says he was suspended after someone told management that they smelled marijuana on him. However, his suspension had been a long time coming because in the past he has been loud and verbally abusive, caused a former diva to quit after tormenting her and has been fined several times. Orton says the the diva was very disrespectful to the wrestling business and had no business being there. ...

Sci-Fi Keeps ECW, Heyman Praised As Genius (supposedly)

NEWS: |PWInsider| When ECW came back, Sci-Fi gave it a 12 week trial period. And now with consistent ratings Sci-Fi has picked up the show permanently. August 31st, 2006: Sci Fi Signs ECW Through Dec '07 Is anyone really surprised by this? Nah, didn't think so. ECW has steadily been getting better and these Extreme Rules Main Events, even with little backstory, has really made the show a must watch. I'm almost positive Vince McMahon is on his jet right now patting himself on the back w...

ECW (07.25.06) — Show Takes on Kane, The Vampire Competes and Knox & Test Attack Sandman

NEWS: |Matt B| ECW starts with Mike Knox & Kelly in the ring. Knox plays a video montage of Kelly’s past Exposes. After the clip, Mike reiterates that Kelly cannot take off her clothes in public again because last time she did Sandman nailed her in the head with a cane. Knox tries to convince everyone that Sandman hit Kelly on purpose and tonight he’ll get his revenge. Sandman makes his way through the crowd and enters the ring. This is not an extreme rules match so the ref takes away the cane. ...

Aurora Rose

NEWS: |WWE| Stephanie McMahon and HHH had their first child today (07.24.06), a baby girl named Aurora Rose Levasque.

RAW (07.24.06) — Umaga Attacks HBK, Nitro & Edge Team Up and Coach Is In Charge

NEWS: |Matt B| RAW starts with one-half of DX Shawn Michaels coming to the ring. He says life imitates art sometimes because Stephanie McMahon is giving birth as we speak, just like the prank they played on McMahon weeks ago on RAW (06.19.06). And at the hospital are Vince McMahon and Shane McMahon. But HHH is also there as well. HBK gets closer to the camera and quietly says that HHH has an inside scoop on who the father is. But even though HHH is not here tonight, he promises to deliver on twi...

Roid Rage

NEWS: |WWE| During his match with Batista at The Great American Bash, Mr. Kennedy sustained a serious injury to his head. Kennedy was thrown into the ring post with such force that his scalp was busted open and required 20 stitches to close. Geeez Batista calm down. We know you're excited to be back, but you don't need to hurt people in the process. This is how Rhino was injured a few years back. His head hit the ring post and it jacked up his neck. But then Rhino came back and was eventua...

Quick Great American Bash (07.23.06) — Booker T New Champ, Batista Returns to PPV and Undertaker Victorious

NEWS: |PW| Here the quick results of The Great American Bash presented by Smackdown... Paul London & Brian Kendrick beat The Pitbulls to retain the World Tag Team Titles Fit Finlay beat William Regal to retain the US Title Gregory Helms beat Matt Hardy to retain the Cruiserweight Title The Undertaker beat The Big Show Ashley beat Michelle McCool, Jillian Hall and Kristal Kennedy beat Batista by DQ when Batista elbowed the ref Booker T beat Rey Mysterio to become the new World Hea...

No Punjabi’s in this Match

NEWS: |PWInsider| The Great Khali will no longer battle Undertaker in the Punjabi Prison Match this Sunday due to a medical issue. Little is known as to why Khali is out, but Big Show will be replacing him. Unless anything else changes, it'll be ECW Champion The Big Show vs The Undertaker in a Punjabi Prison Match at the Great American Bash 2006. Also, Batista will be facing Mr. Kennedy instead of Mark Henry due to his recent injury. Smackdown presents the Great American Bash tomorrow (07....

ECW (07.18.06) — Sandman Hits Kelly, Heyman Kisses Dreamer and Khali Attacks Undertaker

NEWS: |Matt B|After being attacked at Saturday Night’s Main Event (07.15.06), Undertaker comes to ECW to take on ECW Heavyweight Champion Big Show… The show immediately starts with another Kelly Expose until Mike Knox pulls her off stage. The two walk to the ring and Mike grabs a mic. He tells Kelly that Sandman attacked him last week (07.11.06) because of her desire to be an exhibitionist. And because of this, he tells her that she will never take her clothes off in public again. Mike sends ...