Vince Taking Control of ECW from Heyman So He Can Run It Into the Ground

NEWS: |PWInsider| Vince McMahon is unhappy with the direction of ECW and will have even more control of it now. This means that Heyman's already limited control of the brand will be even less now. In the coming weeks it's expected that ECW will have a more "WWE feel." This is just motherf!*#in great. ECW has been on TV for three weeks and Vince is already unhappy. Now ECW will just become Smackdown Junior. No one expects ECW to be this great ratings-breaking-money-making show, but give it som...

Johnny Who?

NEWS: |WWE G.NET| WWE has released Johnny Parisi. If you're thinking "I don't care about this post" then you're not alone. And if you're thinking "He only posted this piece of news because he's bored" then you are also correct.

ECW (06.27.06) — Sandman Beats Male Stripper, Mike Knox’s Debut and RVD Pins Angle

NEWS: |Matt B| -Sabu had no problem defeating Roadkill in an Extreme Rules match. Sabu put Roadkill through a table by giving him a legdrop with a chair. Afterwards, Roadkill was locked into the Camel Clutch but he refused to tap. So Sabu nailed him several times with a chair, layed the chair on his back and then put him in another Camel Clutch. This time Roadkill tapped making Sabu the winner. -Tommy Dreamer came out and said he has respect for Big Show after the beating last week (06.2...

RAW (06.26.06) — RVD Retains Title Thanks to Edge, Kane Gets His Mask Back, Mickie Defeats Trish and DX Impersonates the McMahon’s

NEWS: |Matt B|One night after Vengeance, RAW is live from North Carolina... RAW starts with a championship match where a returning Trish Stratus challenges Mickie James for the Women’s Title. Mickie immediately goes for Trish’s healed shoulder, but Trish pulls away. Hammerlock by Mickie, but Trish counters it. Press by Trish, two clotheslines and a dropkick by Trish. Spinebuster by Trish and a failed pinfall. Trish tries to pick up Mickie, but Mickie kicks her shoulder. Mickie looks to mount ...

Vengeance (06.25.06) — DX Beat The Squad, Nitro New IC Champ, Sabu Taps and RVD Still WWE Champion

NEWS: |PW|The RAW brand presented Vengeance tonight... Randy Orton beat Kurt Angle. Umaga beat Eugene. Flair beat Foley via the Figure Four. Afterwards, Foley bloodied Flair with a barbed-wire baseball bat. Johnny Nitro beat Carlito Cool and Shelton Benjamin to become the new Intercontinental Champion. RVD beat Edge to retain the WWE Championship belt. The fake Kane beat the real Kane. John Cena beat Sabu via the STFU. DX beat The Spirit Squad.

ECW Getting Testicles

NEWS: |WWE| On last night's edition of ECW (06.20.06), a promo was played announcing the return of Test. Test and WWE came to an agreement on his return sometime in March. Februar 27th, 2006: Test Fired Well this is better than Test going back to RAW or Smackdown. Maybe Heyman can find something good for him because his last run didn't go so well.

Quick ECW (06.20.06) — Show Destroys Dreamer, Cena Makes An Offer and RVD & Angle Prevail

NEWS: |WWE| ECW Live results courtesy of WWE... John Cena came in through a backdoor and made an offer to Heyman: He wants his match with Sabu at Vengeance this sunday to be an Extreme Lumberjack match. Later on, Saby accepted. Sabu beat Tony Mamaluke Tommy Dreamer called out Big Show which resulted in Show destroying Dreamer with a backbreaker. Kelly performed another strip tease this week but was interrupted by an unknown wrestler who covered her up. A wrestler named Macho Libre ca...

RAW (06.19.06) — The DX Reunion, Coach In Charge and ECW Invades RAW

NEWS: |Matt B| Backstage, Vince McMahon recaps the past two weeks where HHH did not kiss his ass nor did The Spirit Squad dismember him thanks to HBK. But tonight, Vince will get what he wants when he dismantles DX because there will be no DX reunion. Vince heads for the ring, but is stopped by a guy holding a chicken. The guy says he was instructed to bring it to Vince. The guy corrects Vince and says, “It’s not a chicken, it’s a cock. Apparently you love cocks.” Vince tells him that he’s not i...

Sci Fi Delusional

NEWS: |PWInsider| The Sci Fi channel published a press release boasting about the ratings ECW's debut did this past Tuesday... "SCI FI CHANNEL PINS THE COMPETITION WITH ECW'S TRIUMPHANT RETURN TO TELEVISION 'ECW' IS THE #1 CABLE PROGRAM FOR THE DAY IN TOTAL VIEWERS SCI FI IS #1 IN CABLE FOR KEY DEMOS AT 10PM " Let Sci Fi have their day in the sun because it won't last if ECW continues on this path. It's being reported that Sci Fi forced ECW to be taped due to fear of what the fa...

Shattered Dreams

NEWS: |WWE| WWE fired Goldust today. Recently he has been tagging with Gene Snitsky and being dubbed a "freak." The reason for his release is unknown. WWE is so dumb sometimes. I really do not understand their logic. It can be argued that Goldust is dead weight. But in his tag match with Snitsky on RAW a few weeks ago they got a lot of fan support. My opinion here is biased since I love the Goldust character, but WWE could fire other people. Ah well...Goldust will be back in WWE sometime in t...